South Africa vs. Sri Lanka – We didn’t deserve to win

You heard me.
The Proteas did not deserve to win this game.

Why?
Any team that loses 4 wickets in 4 balls deserves to lose on the spot.

Malinga was ON FIRE! 4 wickets in 4 balls!!!! I think it had to do with his hair. His do looked asif it was possessed. And really now, his technique can’t be legal according to the cricket rulebooks??? Somebody check!

I’m glad we won though, I like to see South-Africa play cricket, so I’m glad we won. I still think we didn’t deserve to though.

And all you fucking morons that are saying that Kallis should be fired can go jump in the lake. Fucking idiots.
Don’t mind me, I haven’t had coffee yet.

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Bob Woolmer dead – Murder on the cricket grounds

Ah, yet another mysterious death in the world. News headlines, press coverage, police investigations. Ooooh, the suspense.
I think Bob Woolmer’s death has received more press coverage in the past week, than any other event I recall. Searching for ‘woolmer’ on IOL’s (rather poor) search came back with 425 hits, of which at least the first 100 are since the day of his death. News24’s (rather pitiful) search confirms the same, although they have less news stories, but still close to a hundred. Why do all these “celebs” get all this damned press coverage? Why doesn’t the murder of some poor innocent 11 year old girl that was murdered and her body stuck into the roof of her mother’s house, get this amount of press coverage??!!??!!?!?!? Oh wait, Sheldean Human’s murder did get lots of press coverage. She wasn’t a celeb. But she is now, maybe her mother should sell some of the paintings the kid did…

What’s wrong with this picture?! It’s a murder mystery in the world of cricket!!!!! Whodidit?! Was it a member of the Pakistani cricket team? A Pakistani fan that blames the couch for the piss poor performance of his (or her!) team?? Was it OJ Simpson, trying to cover up something for the mafia? Good god, it could be anybody! So far as I can see, there have been no arrests made connected to the murder last week, but I suspect they will any moment now. They might very well be waiting for the air to clear. Did you know people were asking for the Cricket World Cup to actually STOP because of the murder? What the hell man? It’s good cricket!

I’m sure that with enough time, the Jamaican police and CSI teams will have read sufficient blogs, news sites, conspiracy theorist sites and newspapers, to figure out who did it… It’s going to be the Iraq war all over again! CNN is going to cover the murderer getting onto a plane to Mexico, and the Jamaican police is going to be watching, and think “Oi maaaaan, dehr goes da murderer maaaan.”. Or something equally unentertaining. It’s best they call in Grissam to come and do the investigation, he always gets his man. Or woman, as the case may be.

But let’s speculate on who could have murdered Bob Woolmer shall we?

A member of the Pakistani cricket team?
Perhaps. But surely that would be too obvious? To easy to get caught I think.

A crazed, disappointed fan?
More likely, and easier to get away, just blend into the crowd. But really now, what idiot blames the coach for the team’s poor performance?

The betting mafia?
Yeah, OK, maybe. He was instructed to throw the second and third matches in the first pool of games, he agreed, but underestimated how sucky his team was going to be in the first two matches, so the mafia lost millions. Less likely than the crazed fan idea.

His wife?
OK, maybe. Insurance payout benefit? She saw the opportunity after the bad losses, and thought that she could let the media’s speculation direct attention away from her. Nice.

OK, those are my candidates for the final conviction of Bob Woolmer’s murder. What do you think?

Britney Spears gives good head

Well, I wouldn’t know about her giving head. But the fact that she shaved her head seems to be quite a hot topic over the past week or so…

Apparently she was in rehab for depression or something arb like that. OK, sure, that’s believable, I’d also be depressed if I’d been married to K-Fed. Or perhaps she was depressed because she has two kids that she has to take care of? More likely than the K-Fed bit, but not bloody likely as with Britney’s record sales, she probably has several nannies looking after the kids, so that’s not it.

OK, so doing some research (Hey, thesuperficial.com counts!), I still can’t quite figure out why she went into rehab in the first place (alcohol? drugs? depression?). Anyway, besides the point.

What *is* the point though, is that there’s this seemingly direct link that the media is drawing between Britney in rehab, and her shaving her head… Why couldn’t she just feel like shaving her head? There’s also a story that K-Fed apparently wanted to check Brit’s hair for drugs, during this whole ongoing custody battle, so she shaved her head because she wanted to avoid them being tested for drugs? wtf? Sure, that’s more likely than just “feeling like it”, sure, I can see that. NOT!

Don’t you think Britney and Sinead look alike now though?

But, the more important thing to note here, seeing that Britney’s a figure in the spotlight all the fucking time, is that she actually looks BETTER with her new head of no-hair. The pics I saw on thesuperficial with that mop of hers falling in her face and making her look like a druggie and/or hooker at just awful. Way to go Brit! Your new head is better than your old head! Keep it up!

Oh, and I think Britney’s a WAY better candidate for keeping custody of those kids than K-Fed is. Honostly, would you rather grow up listening to Britney’s or K-Fed’s music? I wonder if they listen to their own music at home? But, a bigger issue than the music at home thing, is that Britney really should start acting like a mother, instead of a young doll that goes out partying all the time and leaves the kids at home with the nanny. Nannies are there to help, not replace. Have a problem with your kids preferring a nanny more than you? Spend more time with the kids, and retain a good nanny. Look up the meaning of the word nanny Brit, and you’ll see that the role of nanny is really that of “Child Minder” not “Replacement Parent”. Other people I know could do well learning the difference.

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