Britney Spears gives good head

Well, I wouldn’t know about her giving head. But the fact that she shaved her head seems to be quite a hot topic over the past week or so…

Apparently she was in rehab for depression or something arb like that. OK, sure, that’s believable, I’d also be depressed if I’d been married to K-Fed. Or perhaps she was depressed because she has two kids that she has to take care of? More likely than the K-Fed bit, but not bloody likely as with Britney’s record sales, she probably has several nannies looking after the kids, so that’s not it.

OK, so doing some research (Hey, thesuperficial.com counts!), I still can’t quite figure out why she went into rehab in the first place (alcohol? drugs? depression?). Anyway, besides the point.

What *is* the point though, is that there’s this seemingly direct link that the media is drawing between Britney in rehab, and her shaving her head… Why couldn’t she just feel like shaving her head? There’s also a story that K-Fed apparently wanted to check Brit’s hair for drugs, during this whole ongoing custody battle, so she shaved her head because she wanted to avoid them being tested for drugs? wtf? Sure, that’s more likely than just “feeling like it”, sure, I can see that. NOT!

Don’t you think Britney and Sinead look alike now though?

But, the more important thing to note here, seeing that Britney’s a figure in the spotlight all the fucking time, is that she actually looks BETTER with her new head of no-hair. The pics I saw on thesuperficial with that mop of hers falling in her face and making her look like a druggie and/or hooker at just awful. Way to go Brit! Your new head is better than your old head! Keep it up!

Oh, and I think Britney’s a WAY better candidate for keeping custody of those kids than K-Fed is. Honostly, would you rather grow up listening to Britney’s or K-Fed’s music? I wonder if they listen to their own music at home? But, a bigger issue than the music at home thing, is that Britney really should start acting like a mother, instead of a young doll that goes out partying all the time and leaves the kids at home with the nanny. Nannies are there to help, not replace. Have a problem with your kids preferring a nanny more than you? Spend more time with the kids, and retain a good nanny. Look up the meaning of the word nanny Brit, and you’ll see that the role of nanny is really that of “Child Minder” not “Replacement Parent”. Other people I know could do well learning the difference.

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